Ricard Simmones Champagne Diet

Hello wine drinking people! This is special fitness and health correspondent Ricard Simmones and I am here today to tell you about the Champagne holiday diet. I am tired of seeing these diet plans that call for abstinence. Why should you spend another day without wine? You only have so many chances to get your "drink on" so I would like to announce a revolutionary breakthrough in diet technology- the "Holiday Champagne diet". It seems like every other commercial on TV today is promoting some kind of diet plan that suggests that you should deprive yourself from anything that not only tastes good but the stuff that makes you feel good. That is why I have created this revolutionary diet plan that lets you decide just how much "hooch" that you want to include in your day. This diet is based on a NEW energy balance equation that says if you drink 1 bottle of Champagne per day- that is around 622 calories in a bottle of Champagne. Therefore, you have to do 1 hour of vigorous cardio to burn approximately the same amount of calories thus allowing you to absorb that bottle of wines effects before they become a permanent fixture aka- your back side.